Michael Moore

America's favorite communist jackass took time out from complaining about the plight of the working person to play trivia at Pluckers (while living in a mansion and not worrying about things like bills or rent or student loans).

The fake Jon Voight

The actor, not the Dentist, and at the tail end of a three-day bender (think of Voight in Heat).

Or not. I don't care.

Taken in Austin, TX, in February, 2011

The fake Norm Hitzges

Is Norm really a celeb? No, no, no, no, no, never, never, never, no.

Screw that. The man is an icon of sports journalism for America's most popular station: the little Ticket (KTCK in Dallas). And sometimes he apparently drinks margaritas in Cedar Park garages.

Taken in Cedar Park, TX, in May, 2011

The fake Russell Brand

Not nearly as annoying, and probably wasn't having sex with anyone as hot as Katy Perry at the time. I wanted to punch him anyway, but didn't think Dale Earnhart Jr Jr would want me ruining their SXSW set by causing a pseudo-celeb ruckus.

Photo taken in Austin, TX, in March, 2011

Fake Celebrity Paparazzi

"Hey, doesn't he/she look like..."

Ever catch yourself uttering those words at a concert, or a sporting event, or at your local Taco Bell?

We want to know about it, and we want to share these pseudo-doppelgangers with the world.

If you see a fake celebrity, get a picture and e-mail it to us. We'll give your "sort of" celeb more than 15 minutes of fame by immortalizing him/her for all to see.

E-mail: fakecelebritypaparazzi@mail.com